Sunday, February 28, 2010

yes fear!

who ever said that you should face your fears most probably hadn't thought of that statement while suspended precariously sixty feet in the air with only a single static rappelling rope holding him from plummeting to the ground ending in brain splatter. but i have. and no semblance of that thought crossed my mind.

a week ago me and my office mates went to subic for a weekend getaway. we spent the night on the beach (ocean view resort), with food up to our armpits and overflowing alcohol. we did a bit of cold night swimming in between stuffing our belies to our hearts' content (damn you food! i gained 1.8lbs on that weekend alone. grr.) and fueling our blood with alcohol as if we're gas guzzler vehicles personified. we easily finished that bottle of absolut and the bar in record time thanks to the drinking game i learned while i was in australia. although the two empty bottles weren't the only thing toppled after that. body count anyone?

the night (morning) would've been perfect if not for the unforeseeable event (unforeseeable because i was pretty much hammered by then) of me trying to play sea soccer with a sea urchin thus resulting in two, yes you read that right, two spines stuck on my left big toe. and let me tell you this, no amount of toxic sludge would've prevented me from feeling that. the death darts were about an inch long and just about as thick as your average needle. (a single picture of the spines still protruding from my toe would've turned this painful experience into awesome sauce!) instinctively i pulled out the first spine. success! the second one was a semi-loss because part of it was still lodged in my toe. (and still is up until now! FML.) went to the john to pee on the little sucker. first aid dude. what transpired after that is all a haze to me and i blame it on the a-a-a-a-alchohol.

woke up late morning with a sore toe and an even sore-r head. (maybe it was the ill effects of the late ash wednesday blessing via used charcoal that i had courtesy of a certain someone. lintik lang ang walang ganti. mwahaha! jok!) took a bath then had brunch consisting of rice(tons of it!), fried spam and corned-beef-omelet-con-araojo.

we went back to the house of our office mate to drop off some of the stuff that we've borrowed. (thanks tita!) then left for the tree top adventure where i met my doom. you see i am not fond of heights, not fond meaning terrified, terrified meaning knee-knocking going insanely berserk afraid. but, but i thought (thought being the operative word) i've already out grew that fear since i've been on countless space shuttle and other height defying rides. (just the the thought of all of those stomach curling rides makes my palms sweat.) what i didn't realize is that all of these rides have one thing in common, they are actually rides; rides wherein you basically have something to hang on to as opposed to dangling in nothing but thin air. i really thought i was in good shape up there on the platform and i was still okay as i was stepping slowly out of it. but then nothing separated me from the ground below. and then i froze, specifically my left arm which was holding onto the tree drop guy's arm. the thing is all of that time i spent there holding on in my head i was telling my left arm to let go. let go dammit!! i did a couple of deep breaths to no avail. panic still won. eventually i did let go and still did the "drop" by wussing out and holding on to a rope while going down.

and now to the point of this whole blog post: FU face your fears person guy!

kidding aside, it was really a liberating and revealing experience. what next? bungee jumping? sky diving perhaps? (asa pa! :P)

i had a blast last weekend mainly due to the people i was with. and here we are...

lucky 13! (13th person behind the lens)

sa uulitin!

hontou ni kawaii!! ^^



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full dance here.

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Do you also keep an offline journal (the dead-tree kind)?

nope. i never did because i always thought my hand writing was bad.

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Kinakain mo ba ang papel dati sa White Rabbit?

oo naman! sarap nun. dumidikit pa sa ngala-ngala.

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Saturday, February 27, 2010

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ano oras ka nagising kanina?

(relatively) maaga! uuwi kasi kami ng pampanga. 8:30am.

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kung may isang parte sayong ipapa-plastic surgery mo, ano yun?

ilong. bisaklat!

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weirdest feeling ever:

nung nagising ako mula sa panaginip ko na panaginip lang din pala.

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anong grade ka natuto maghugas magisa ng pwet?

grade 2 ata. basta alam pag lipat namin sa laguna di na ko sumisigaw ng "tapos na ko!" hehe.

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favorite lyrics (maikli lang) sa isang kanta:

di ako ma-lyrics na tao e. at di rin ako matandain sa lyrics kaya eto lang ang naiisip ko ngayon...

how do you do it, make me feel the way i do?

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ano ang magpapakilig sa inyong araw?

matagal na yung last time na kinilig ako a. parang di ko na maala... ayy! kagabi lang pala kinilig ako nung sabay kong naka-holding hands yung dalawa kong kras. YIHEE! (rofl)

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chub chaser ka ba?

nope. although i'm also not into walis tingting figures. dun lang ako sa normal.

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favorite Backstreet Boys song? Boyzone song?... teka, BSB or Boyzone?

kailangang pumili? bsb na lang. i want it that way. (tell my why?!)

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kung makakatira ako sa ibang planet besides earth, saan?

given na habitable yung planet? sa jupiter. gusto ko kasi ng maraming buwan.

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do you think the Filipinos are worth dying for? explain.

oo naman! kailangan pa bang i-explain? yun na yun.

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if kaya mong baguhin ang color ng sky, anong color?

orange!

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favorite alcoholic bev?

recently southern comfort. pero san mig light pa rin. mahaba-habang inuman!

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pano kayo gumawa ng "data query" at "data reconciliation" para malaman kung gusto kayo ng other person?

sa tingin pa lang naman mare-reconcile mo na yung query kung may gusto sya sa'yo o wala e. yon naman!

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your favorite American Idol?

hands down katherine mcphee. although i'm not exactly excited with her new look. peh.

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girls: na-inlab na ba kayo sa isang sobrang mas bata?, guys: na-inlab na ba kayo sa isang sobrang mas matanda? if not yet, would you consider it? why?

pwede basta pasok sya sa (my age -7,+3) age range ko. hehe.

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sino ang pinaka-controversial sa office? bakit naman?

wag na nating ilaglag dito. sa opis na lang. hahaha!

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if you were not a mathematician, ano ka?

something to do with the arts. ang layo no? hehe.

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gusto nyo ba talaga ang math? or na-develop lang kayo sa subject?

gusto. bata pa lang ako dun na ako nage-excel na subject.

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kunyari may time na kailangan mo halikan ang katabi mo sa office, saang parte ng katawan mo siya iki-kiss and why?

sa bangs. kyut kasi ng bangs nun e. hehe.

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is this your year?

lagi ko namang sinasabi yan e. lalo na pag pasok ng bagong taon. so far sablay palagi ang aking prediction. FML

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complete the sentence: i am an (introvert/extrovert) at type ko ay isang (introvert/extrovert).

i am an introvert (obvious ba to?) at type ko ay isang extrovert.

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nakaranas ka na ba ng one-sided love? kwento naman. =)

di pa. lahat kasi ng minahal ko, minahal din ako.

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Friday, February 26, 2010

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Friday na! Andoks mamaya?

game! sinong banka sa kwento?

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Century o San Marino?

di ko pa natikman yung corned tuna ng century e. pero masarap yung san marino.

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easy to get o hard to get ka ba?

pamilyar yung tanong a. ehe.

sagot: hard to get ako sa mga taong di ko gusto.

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Town or scum? :P

scum!! rar!

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What TV show makes you laugh the loudest?

the office. :D

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What do you think about formspring.me so far?

so far so good. but there's a lot of room for improvement. like tallying all the questions you've asked in a list.

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sino/ano ang source ng happiness mo ngayon?

mga tv shows na pinapanood ko: 30 rock, modern family, the office, the big bang theory, how i met your mother

mga anime na pinapanood ko: one piece, detroit metal city

video game na nilalaro ko: tekken 6: blood rebellion

mga bagong album na pinapakinggan ko: franco, kings of convenience, musical o, sugarfree, john mayer, eraserheads

mga tao sa buhay ko: si mama, mga high school friends, mga opismeyts at... ikaw

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What's the secret to happiness?

i haven't found it yet. tell me the secret if you find it first.

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Thursday, February 25, 2010

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napatawad mo na ba sya? ok ka na ba?

parang di pa. pero parang ok naman na ko.

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Pride o Puso? Bakit?

malamang sa malamang, puso. pero depende pa rin sa sitwasyon.

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sporty, scary, posh, baby, or ginger?

ginger. rar!

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Tino ang dapat titihin?

tecres!

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any fave sport?

lampayatot ako pag dating sa sports e. ang nilalaro ko lang na sport ay table tennis. ehe.

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sa pagkanta, sinong singer/vocalist ang pinaka-digs mong boses?

pa iba-iba e. sa ngayon si franco reyes.

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Tino ang dapat titihin?

tecres!!

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anong gulay ang pinakapinandidirian mo if meron? nagiisip nako ng menu sa pagdating ko :P

okra! its so hairy and slimy. yaaaak. hehe.

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pusa o aso?

aso! :D

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Sinong dakila?

eto sya...

http://twitter.com/dakila

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any fictional characters you can relate yourself with?

si soundwave. dahil mahilig ako sa sounds. at dahil gusto ko ring magkaroon ng laserbeak, ravage at rumble.

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huh?di naman.bakit?

wala lang. gusto ko lang malaman kung positive. hehe.

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ano ang pinaka nakakairitang bagay ang ginawa ko sau?? lol!!

yung pagtanggi mo sa mga alok ko. bwahahaha! ;)

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Kilala mo ba ang Dakilang Bruho ni Tita? Yon eh!

kilala. selos nga ako dun e. sobrang lakas ka ng arrive.

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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

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oi jam kumusta kayo jan?

oi! ayos naman. as usual OT. teka, nakagat mo ba yung dila mo? hehe.

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what is your greatest treasure?

you are dij! pa-holding hands at pa-hug ka naman dyan! hehehe.

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Sa iyong opinyon, kasalanan bang hindi mahalin pabalik ang taong naglalaan ng pagmamahal sa'yo?

wag ganyan. dapat minamahal mo ang isang tao dahil mahal mo syang tunay, di dahil minamahal ka lang nya. hindi consuelo de bobo ang pagmamahal.

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Sinong mas trip mong office seatmate, yung nasa kanan o yung nasa kaliwa mo? (Ako syempre yung nasa kaliwa ko. Hahaha!)

ako syempre yung nasa kanan ko. kaka-in crush pa yung bangs nya. <3

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Saan at kelan ka huling umiyak? Bakit?

di ko na maalala. sa bahay yun malamang. may napanood ata ako nun sa news na abused child. T-T

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mas matangkad o mas maliit?

mas maliit. nakaka-insecure pag mas matangkad sya.

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Sino ang tunay na baliw?

kasama nung dakila.

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delusions of grandeur

you know what sucks? thinking that you have a chance to be with someone then finding out through her multiply/friendster/facebook/tumblr/twitter/plurk/myspace/formspring that you're infinitely worlds apart. there goes your ego, out the window of the 14th floor. splat!

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btw, add me up in any of the above social networking sites.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

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kung may legal bond paper, ano ang illegal bond paper?

yan ang ini-ismuggle ni illegal james bond.

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Ano ang huling librong binasa mo (not required reading dapat) at kelan?

the little prince ata. at pang nth time ko na yun binasa. nasa gitna na rin ako ng librong dune pero na-stuck ako sa gitna kasi tinamad ulit akong magbasa dahil sa tekken. hehe.

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Monday, February 22, 2010

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Respeto o Tiwala? Bakit?

respeto. kasi di pwedeng may tiwala ng walang respeto. (ang gulo)

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Ano ang implikasyon ng diin ng pagsusulat? Hahaha.

directly proportional daw sa diin ng sulat mo kung gaano ka intense ka magmahal. ayun!

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Friday, February 19, 2010

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nagkaroon ka na ba ng experience kung saan hindi naging kayo dahil di lang kayo pareho ng nationality? status sa society? religion?

nationality - wala
social status - wala ata
religion - meron ata

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Magpapahuli ka ba ng buhay? Random lang.

hindi. kasi pag nahuli ako... patay!

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Ano mas gusto nyong fansclub name ng love team sa AV? MAY-LITO? GOCOR?

agree ako sa sinabi ni joey --> tiffelits FTW!!

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Ano ba talaga ang nickname ko? D'Joy, Deej, Dij, Didj, Diji, Dijibells??? Nakakaloka kayo!!!!!! =D

D'joey. YIHEEE!!!

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kelan ka last umutot sa opis? aminin!

pagkasagot ko nito. amoy melon! x_x

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4 favorite body parts ng ideal partner niyo na gusto nyong tingnan? hawakan? amuyin? linisin? (iba-iba dapat ang sagot per item hehe)

maliliit na buhok sa batok - tignan
likod ng tuhod - hawakan
kilikili - amuyin
atsaka - linisin

bonus:
daliri - pangkulangot

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saan mas karapat-dapat gawin? sa loob ng kabinet o sa ilalim ng kama?

sa loob ng kabinet. mahirap sa ilalim ng kama kasi parang di ako makakabwelo ng mabuti dun e.

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Do you close doors to possibilities? For example, kayo ba yung tipong "officemate kasi so hindi pwede" or "nasa circle/barkada... kapatid ko lang lahat so NO WAY." OR do you take a chance for sparks to fly? Explain.

close doors. pag ganun kasi wala ng chance for sparks to fly. tulad ngayon sarado ang pintuan ko para sa mga babaeng may kotse. ayaw ko kasi ng girlie na laking aircon e.

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gusto mo makakita ng mad cow disease?

sige. pakita ka sa akin after 10 years.

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HOW EMO ARE YOU? Give me your most emo line.

i cut myself to feel alive. /wrist

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sc2 battle report 4


this was already out a few months back and i only got to watch this just now. all i can say is awesome sauce!!

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live streaming beta games here.

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formspring ba ang bagong slambuk/otograf?

oo naman.

what is your favorite color? what is love? who is your crush?

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hyoyeon

only twenty years old? crap! but i'm still game. fight!

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jem eto ba yung sayo?

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anong paborito mong inumin (alak)?

beer na lokal - san mig light
hard na lokal - granma

beer na di local - miller genuine draft
hard na di local - southern comfort

fight din nga pala ako sa soju.

KAMPAY!!

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against


men in restrooms shouldn't (1) make eye contact and (2) talk. come on guys let's just reserve the staring outside the john and preferably with the opposite sex and leave all the talking to women (because its what they do best). just concentrate on your whizzing or tail growing.

got it? good. now back off.

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May i-dadate ka na officemate mo... siya ay isang: a) AV assistant, b) AV analyst, c) AV specialist, d) AV team leader, e) AV project leader, f) AV process leader OR g) outside of AV na nasa 14th floor. CHOOSE ONE and explain. =p

hmmm... di ako nakikipag-date sa officemate e. masyado kasing magulo yun. but to answer your question, i'd go for someone outside of AV. di kasi kami talo ng AV people. parang mga kapatid ko na yang mga yan.

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Favorite candy bar?

3 musketeers. :)

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Thursday, February 18, 2010

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May sunog. Anung isang nonessential thing less than Php100 ang isesave mo?

yung figurine ni mama ng pusa na gawa sa shells. myar!

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kung isa nalang ang pwede mong maamoy for the rest of your life, ano yun?

gap dream. :)

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Nang-agaw ka na ba ng bf/gf ng iba? Kumusta naman ang feeling? =D

oo. exciting! pero nga pala, di ako succesful. mwehehe.

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ano ang lesser of two break-ups: may nahanap na siyang iba OR na-realize niya na mahal niya ang ka-uri niya (i.e. narealize ng gf mo na siya'y lebz)

either way parang olats ka pa rin e. pero parang mass di ako masasaktan pag may nahanap siyang iba. dun kasi sa nalaman nyang tivoli pala sya parang tinira na rin nya yung pagkalalake ko. biruin mo ba namang maging lesbiana dahil sa akin. aguy!

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E ilang babae na ang sumeryoso sa iyo?

parang wala pa. T-T /wrist

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Kmusta naman ang first kiss nyo? Haha

matsalap. :*

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nararamdaman mo ba kung may gusto sayo ang isang tao? nakakailang ba?

ayos to a. gwapo siguro yung unang nakapag-isip ng tanong na to. hehe.

oo naman, nararamdaman ko. sa tingin pa nga lang alam ko na kung may gusto sya sa akin e. sa pagiging ilang, depende sa tao. pero madalas hindi.

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Snob ka ba or friendly pag may gusto ka?

friendly. natural naman akong friendly e. snob lang ako pag umaga. hehe.

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ilang babae na ang sineryoso mo?

lahat naman sineseryoso ko e. walang laro-laro sa akin pag dating sa mga bagay na ganyan. basta pag kumilos ako seryosohan na yun.

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bakit average at its best? ibig mong sabihin best ka sa lahat ng average? pano mo nasigurado yun?

kumbaga ang best na maa-attain ko sa kung ano mang bagay o aspeto ay average lamang. di naman siguradong-sigurado. ramdam ko lang. tingin ko kasi alam naman ng bawat isa sa atin kung ano yung extent ng capabilities natin.

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may crush ka, sobrang cute, hot and sexy... at nag-fiflirt back sayo. pero biglang nag-fart siya ng sobrang lakas na parang "may lumabas" (uu, ganun kalakas). crush mo pa rin ba? may chance pa ba for romance?

nangyari na to sa akin nung kausap ko si gretchen fullido e. fight pa rin ako! pero ngayon may dala na kong tissue palagi at extrang salawal.

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http://npys.net, watcha think? (forwarded tanong ito, mas maaappreciate kung may sound)

ang saya! paborito ko yung mga ganito!! :D

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AMININ: kinikilig ka ba sa cheezy?

oo naman. cheezy akong tao e. di lang halata.

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san mo pinakagusto gumawa ng kiss mark sa isang tao?

where the sun don't shine. ;)

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bakit paminsan mahirap humingi ng advice?

kung nahihirapan kang humingi ng advice ibig sabihin lang nun di ka kumportable sa taong hinihingan mo ng advice. madali lang naman yan basta't may tiwala ka sa taong kausap mo.

-joe d'mongoloid

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may cute na barista sa Starbucks. iniabot na niya ang kape mo. what'd be your best pick-up line para ma-date siya?

i don't do pick-up lines because i don't have to swagger to deliver them properly. but if i have to it'd be probably go something like,

cute barista (cb): one coffè mocha for oliver (code name ko yan pag nag-oorder ako kung san man.)
me: *walking towards cb*
cb: *hands over coffee*
me: excuse me. i think this is not hot enough for me.
cb: sorry about that. how hot would you like it?
me: as hot as you.

:P

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Re-date an ex or date your friend's ex?

re-date an ex na lang. at least pag ganun ako lang yung maguguluhan at di pa madadamay yung kaibigan ko sa kabulastugan ko.

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How long can you go without ___? (ikaw na bahala kung ano yung nasa blank)

as of current lagpas isang taon na. pero mababago yan in a week. yown!

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Kung meron kang gustong isama sa Subic Weekend, sino at bakit? Bawal corny ha!

na taga opis din ba o pwedeng others? kung sa others isasama ko si gretchen fullido. pag taga opis... turo ko sayo mamya. hehe.

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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

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bigay ka ng isang gamit pambahay na sana meron sa office

kama.

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nakipagfrench ka na sa pusa?!

nakakain na ako ng siopao. counted na ba yun?

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If libro ang buhay mo, ano title?

average at its best.

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anong lasa ng mata ng isda?

kalasa nya yung dila ng pusa.

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san mo gusto pumwesto ang pangatlong tenga mo?

sa daliri.

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Pili kung sakaling dapat kang magkaroon ng isa sa dalawang to: 3 butas ng ilong, o tatlong tenga?

tatlong tenga na lang. parang mas madaling itago. teka... san nga ba nakapwesto yung pangatlong tenga?

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choose one: (1) lahat ng kuko mo maging buhok, or (2) magkakaroon ka nalang ng isang malaking kuko sa ulo? BAKIT?

(1) parang masmadaling itago kung magiging buhok yung mga kuko ko. magpapatrim lang ako kay fafa jeff ayos na!

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What's not conservative na for you?

obsessed ka ata sa "conservative" na mga tanong a. ano bang meron sa pagiging conservative?

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Ano isasagot mo kung may lumapit sayo sa cr habang ikaw ay nagsisipilyo at nagtanong ng: "pwede makihiram ng toothbrush?naiwan ko kasi yung akin."

hindi pwede, tse!

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How conservative are you?

depende sa kasama. hehe.

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Would you date your friend's ex?

hmmm... most likely not.

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sino ang mas babae? si sam o si piolo? explain why.

si piolo ata. kasi si sam nabingwit (allegedly) si anne curtis. samantalang si piolo nakikipag-malling with hhww on the side si yul servo. yun nga lang si piolo may anak na tapos si sam dating nagfi-figure skating.

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what's your cheesiest "digah" move?

me: close your eyes.
her: *closes eyes*
me: can you see me?
her: no.
me: open your eyes. can you see me now?
her: yes.
me: how 'bout friday night?

hehe. pero seriously wala akong "digah" move. masyado akong mahiyain para sa mga bagay na ganyan.

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kung babae ka, ano name mo?

jessa jamie from quezon zity!

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Korean group (i.e. Wonder Girls) or J-pop Artist (i.e. Hikaru Utada)?

hands down utada hikaru. ^^

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

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So, sino na ang date mo? At kelan na? Two weeks!

wala pa rin e. pero baka patusin ko pa rin yung si prospect. baka...

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why a mouse when it spins?

32.

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Which would you rather do: confront or stalk?

obviously stalk.

http://mybroodingpit.blogspot.com/2010/02/prospect-fail.html

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Which would you rather do: confront or stalk?

<a href="http://mybroodingpit.blogspot.com/2010/02/prospect-fail.html">oblviously</a>;, stalk.

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name 1 "feel-good" movie you would recommend (para sa malungkot pag gabi. hahaha)

"when harry met sally" always work for me. but maybe you should try "mr. holland's opus."

fire away!

Monday, February 15, 2010

formspring.me

Are you more of a talker or more of a listener?

listener. (testing)

Ask me anything

formspring.me

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/jamtrivino

apathetic

i miss my old self. the one who had the gusto and penchant to just write whatever comes to his mind. i've become too much uncaring, indifferent, disinterested, flat, vapid that i don't even have a proper ending for this post.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

prospect fail

internet i love you; you save me from the shame of wearing my heart on my sleeve as i attempt to ask somebody out.

but should i really take what you say at face value?

i did a quick check of whatever information i fed to you and not all of it is true. so this only means that what you tell me is not absolute. maybe what i read wasn't true; maybe there's still a chance; maybe i still have chance; maybe...

o crap, i just saw the picture.

next!

Saturday, February 13, 2010

favor

ladies do us men a favor and

1. don't pair a black bra with a white shirt,
2. don't wear lingerie-esque bras with paper thin tops (felix bakat action),
3. and/or less of chest outs


to prevent us from ogling your treasure chests.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

heads up!

posting a this pic because i was reminded of it after i ripped my copy of fruitcake and sticker happy and because i'm wearing my eraserheads the final set t-shirt today. eheads for life!!

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

heartbreak


isn't it the worst when you find out your ex-crush, niligawan, girlfriend, fiancee, wife, and/or everything just got married?

Monday, February 08, 2010

handshakes

are they too formal during introductions these days?

what i notice nowadays is the proliferation of people just nodding their heads to acknowledge that the introduction was made. come to think of it, except for this incident, i can't remember the last time i extended my hand when meeting someone for the first time.

?

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

hate & love

i hate you already...





if you're into or once into a fad, i.e. havaianas, nata de coco, zagu, shawarma, frozen yogurt.





if you have a keyboard in front of you yet you still insist in writing your sentences as if you're texting. (plus hate points to people who go, "d2 n me, wer n u?")


if you speak in coño. (plus hate points if you abbreviate words that really have no abbreviation.) [we were in tags during the weekend to attend this party chong. dude it was exclusive. you have to be in the gl to get in.]




if you use the word chillax. (and i hate myself for polluting this post with that word.)




~~~

i love you already...






if you could pull off a semi fitted white shirt and jeans. (plus love points if you're mabalakang; plus hate points if you're a man who wears (semi) fitted shirts))







if you're into alternative/classic/pop/blues/hard rock music. (plus love points if you're into opm rock.) (plus plus points if you like sandwich, pedicab, up dharma down, urbandub, franco and eraserheads.)

if you like little miss sunshine, sideways and juno. (you've missed half of your life if you haven't watched any of these films.)


if you get sarcasm.

Monday, February 01, 2010