Sunday, February 28, 2010
a week ago me and my office mates went to subic for a weekend getaway. we spent the night on the beach (ocean view resort), with food up to our armpits and overflowing alcohol. we did a bit of cold night swimming in between stuffing our belies to our hearts' content (damn you food! i gained 1.8lbs on that weekend alone. grr.) and fueling our blood with alcohol as if we're gas guzzler vehicles personified. we easily finished that bottle of absolut and the bar in record time thanks to the drinking game i learned while i was in australia. although the two empty bottles weren't the only thing toppled after that. body count anyone?
the night (morning) would've been perfect if not for the unforeseeable event (unforeseeable because i was pretty much hammered by then) of me trying to play sea soccer with a sea urchin thus resulting in two, yes you read that right, two spines stuck on my left big toe. and let me tell you this, no amount of toxic sludge would've prevented me from feeling that. the death darts were about an inch long and just about as thick as your average needle. (a single picture of the spines still protruding from my toe would've turned this painful experience into awesome sauce!) instinctively i pulled out the first spine. success! the second one was a semi-loss because part of it was still lodged in my toe. (and still is up until now! FML.) went to the john to pee on the little sucker. first aid dude. what transpired after that is all a haze to me and i blame it on the a-a-a-a-alchohol.
woke up late morning with a sore toe and an even sore-r head. (maybe it was the ill effects of the late ash wednesday blessing via used charcoal that i had courtesy of a certain someone. lintik lang ang walang ganti. mwahaha! jok!) took a bath then had brunch consisting of rice(tons of it!), fried spam and corned-beef-omelet-con-araojo.
we went back to the house of our office mate to drop off some of the stuff that we've borrowed. (thanks tita!) then left for the tree top adventure where i met my doom. you see i am not fond of heights, not fond meaning terrified, terrified meaning knee-knocking going insanely berserk afraid. but, but i thought (thought being the operative word) i've already out grew that fear since i've been on countless space shuttle and other height defying rides. (just the the thought of all of those stomach curling rides makes my palms sweat.) what i didn't realize is that all of these rides have one thing in common, they are actually rides; rides wherein you basically have something to hang on to as opposed to dangling in nothing but thin air. i really thought i was in good shape up there on the platform and i was still okay as i was stepping slowly out of it. but then nothing separated me from the ground below. and then i froze, specifically my left arm which was holding onto the tree drop guy's arm. the thing is all of that time i spent there holding on in my head i was telling my left arm to let go. let go dammit!! i did a couple of deep breaths to no avail. panic still won. eventually i did let go and still did the "drop" by wussing out and holding on to a rope while going down.
and now to the point of this whole blog post: FU face your fears person guy!
kidding aside, it was really a liberating and revealing experience. what next? bungee jumping? sky diving perhaps? (asa pa! :P)
i had a blast last weekend mainly due to the people i was with. and here we are...
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
sino/ano ang source ng happiness mo ngayon?
mga tv shows na pinapanood ko: 30 rock, modern family, the office, the big bang theory, how i met your mother
mga anime na pinapanood ko: one piece, detroit metal city
video game na nilalaro ko: tekken 6: blood rebellion
mga bagong album na pinapakinggan ko: franco, kings of convenience, musical o, sugarfree, john mayer, eraserheads
mga tao sa buhay ko: si mama, mga high school friends, mga opismeyts at... ikaw
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
btw, add me up in any of the above social networking sites.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Ano ang huling librong binasa mo (not required reading dapat) at kelan?
the little prince ata. at pang nth time ko na yun binasa. nasa gitna na rin ako ng librong dune pero na-stuck ako sa gitna kasi tinamad ulit akong magbasa dahil sa tekken. hehe.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Friday, February 19, 2010
4 favorite body parts ng ideal partner niyo na gusto nyong tingnan? hawakan? amuyin? linisin? (iba-iba dapat ang sagot per item hehe)
maliliit na buhok sa batok - tignan
likod ng tuhod - hawakan
kilikili - amuyin
atsaka - linisin
daliri - pangkulangot
Do you close doors to possibilities? For example, kayo ba yung tipong "officemate kasi so hindi pwede" or "nasa circle/barkada... kapatid ko lang lahat so NO WAY." OR do you take a chance for sparks to fly? Explain.
close doors. pag ganun kasi wala ng chance for sparks to fly. tulad ngayon sarado ang pintuan ko para sa mga babaeng may kotse. ayaw ko kasi ng girlie na laking aircon e.
men in restrooms shouldn't (1) make eye contact and (2) talk. come on guys let's just reserve the staring outside the john and preferably with the opposite sex and leave all the talking to women (because its what they do best). just concentrate on your whizzing or tail growing.
got it? good. now back off.
May i-dadate ka na officemate mo... siya ay isang: a) AV assistant, b) AV analyst, c) AV specialist, d) AV team leader, e) AV project leader, f) AV process leader OR g) outside of AV na nasa 14th floor. CHOOSE ONE and explain. =p
hmmm... di ako nakikipag-date sa officemate e. masyado kasing magulo yun. but to answer your question, i'd go for someone outside of AV. di kasi kami talo ng AV people. parang mga kapatid ko na yang mga yan.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
ano ang lesser of two break-ups: may nahanap na siyang iba OR na-realize niya na mahal niya ang ka-uri niya (i.e. narealize ng gf mo na siya'y lebz)
either way parang olats ka pa rin e. pero parang mass di ako masasaktan pag may nahanap siyang iba. dun kasi sa nalaman nyang tivoli pala sya parang tinira na rin nya yung pagkalalake ko. biruin mo ba namang maging lesbiana dahil sa akin. aguy!
nararamdaman mo ba kung may gusto sayo ang isang tao? nakakailang ba?
ayos to a. gwapo siguro yung unang nakapag-isip ng tanong na to. hehe.
oo naman, nararamdaman ko. sa tingin pa nga lang alam ko na kung may gusto sya sa akin e. sa pagiging ilang, depende sa tao. pero madalas hindi.
bakit average at its best? ibig mong sabihin best ka sa lahat ng average? pano mo nasigurado yun?
kumbaga ang best na maa-attain ko sa kung ano mang bagay o aspeto ay average lamang. di naman siguradong-sigurado. ramdam ko lang. tingin ko kasi alam naman ng bawat isa sa atin kung ano yung extent ng capabilities natin.
may crush ka, sobrang cute, hot and sexy... at nag-fiflirt back sayo. pero biglang nag-fart siya ng sobrang lakas na parang "may lumabas" (uu, ganun kalakas). crush mo pa rin ba? may chance pa ba for romance?
nangyari na to sa akin nung kausap ko si gretchen fullido e. fight pa rin ako! pero ngayon may dala na kong tissue palagi at extrang salawal.
may cute na barista sa Starbucks. iniabot na niya ang kape mo. what'd be your best pick-up line para ma-date siya?
i don't do pick-up lines because i don't have to swagger to deliver them properly. but if i have to it'd be probably go something like,
cute barista (cb): one coffè mocha for oliver (code name ko yan pag nag-oorder ako kung san man.)
me: *walking towards cb*
cb: *hands over coffee*
me: excuse me. i think this is not hot enough for me.
cb: sorry about that. how hot would you like it?
me: as hot as you.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
sino ang mas babae? si sam o si piolo? explain why.
si piolo ata. kasi si sam nabingwit (allegedly) si anne curtis. samantalang si piolo nakikipag-malling with hhww on the side si yul servo. yun nga lang si piolo may anak na tapos si sam dating nagfi-figure skating.
what's your cheesiest "digah" move?
me: close your eyes.
her: *closes eyes*
me: can you see me?
me: open your eyes. can you see me now?
me: how 'bout friday night?
hehe. pero seriously wala akong "digah" move. masyado akong mahiyain para sa mga bagay na ganyan.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Which would you rather do: confront or stalk?
Which would you rather do: confront or stalk?
Monday, February 15, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
internet i love you; you save me from the shame of wearing my heart on my sleeve as i attempt to ask somebody out.
but should i really take what you say at face value?
i did a quick check of whatever information i fed to you and not all of it is true. so this only means that what you tell me is not absolute. maybe what i read wasn't true; maybe there's still a chance; maybe i still have chance; maybe...
o crap, i just saw the picture.next!
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
Monday, February 08, 2010
what i notice nowadays is the proliferation of people just nodding their heads to acknowledge that the introduction was made. come to think of it, except for this incident, i can't remember the last time i extended my hand when meeting someone for the first time.
Thursday, February 04, 2010
Tuesday, February 02, 2010
if you're into or once into a fad, i.e. havaianas, nata de coco, zagu, shawarma, frozen yogurt.
if you have a keyboard in front of you yet you still insist in writing your sentences as if you're texting. (plus hate points to people who go, "d2 n me, wer n u?")
if you speak in coño. (plus hate points if you abbreviate words that really have no abbreviation.) [we were in tags during the weekend to attend this party chong. dude it was exclusive. you have to be in the gl to get in.]
if you use the word chillax. (and i hate myself for polluting this post with that word.)
i love you already...
if you could pull off a semi fitted white shirt and jeans. (plus love points if you're mabalakang; plus hate points if you're a man who wears (semi) fitted shirts))
if you're into alternative/classic/pop/blues/hard rock music. (plus love points if you're into opm rock.) (plus plus points if you like sandwich, pedicab, up dharma down, urbandub, franco and eraserheads.)
if you like little miss sunshine, sideways and juno. (you've missed half of your life if you haven't watched any of these films.)
if you get sarcasm.