internet i love you; you save me from the shame of wearing my heart on my sleeve as i attempt to ask somebody out.
but should i really take what you say at face value?
i did a quick check of whatever information i fed to you and not all of it is true. so this only means that what you tell me is not absolute. maybe what i read wasn't true; maybe there's still a chance; maybe i still have chance; maybe...
o crap, i just saw the picture.next!