i've posted
a couple of things that baffle me about the female of the species. this time around let's make it more interesting. instead of me just writing it down hoping for a response from you, for every point you reply to entitles you to ask me what you don't get about men and an answer to that query by me. deal?
here i go then,
- i don't get women and their fascination with horoscope. how on earth can a bunch of planets, stars, moons, comets, asteroids, galaxies, supernovas, blackholes can tell one's specific personality or let alone predict your future?
- i don't get women and them going to the bathroom in tandem. it's not like they're there to support each other doing the number 1 (or 2(?!?)), right?
- i don't get women and scented candles. it's basically the same as an ordinary candle that smells different (and most often than not the smell is just too funky for one's olfactory taste), right?
- i don't get women and their issue with their weights. be it from flyweight to featherweight or lightweight to heavywieght women always find a reason to be dissatisfied and insecure with their weights. (but yeah, i think this is more applicable to the skinny ones who still think that they're fat.)
- i don't get women and they say one thing but mean the exact opposite of it. when she says "you go ahead and watch the game with the guys" she really means that you can actually watch the game with the guys, right?
(dude-bro-pare, feel free to add to this list.)
here are a few suggestions, off the top of my head, to help you get started with the things you may not get about us.
-boobs
-wrestling
-video games
-boobs
-homophobia
-marriage stuff
-and oh, boobs!
