may cute na barista sa Starbucks. iniabot na niya ang kape mo. what'd be your best pick-up line para ma-date siya?
i don't do pick-up lines because i don't have to swagger to deliver them properly. but if i have to it'd be probably go something like,
cute barista (cb): one coffè mocha for oliver (code name ko yan pag nag-oorder ako kung san man.)
me: *walking towards cb*
cb: *hands over coffee*
me: excuse me. i think this is not hot enough for me.
cb: sorry about that. how hot would you like it?
me: as hot as you.
:P
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