if you're into or once into a fad, i.e. havaianas, nata de coco, zagu, shawarma, frozen yogurt.
if you have a keyboard in front of you yet you still insist in writing your sentences as if you're texting. (plus hate points to people who go, "d2 n me, wer n u?")
if you speak in coño. (plus hate points if you abbreviate words that really have no abbreviation.) [we were in tags during the weekend to attend this party chong. dude it was exclusive. you have to be in the gl to get in.]
if you use the word chillax. (and i hate myself for polluting this post with that word.)
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i love you already...
if you could pull off a semi fitted white shirt and jeans. (plus love points if you're mabalakang; plus hate points if you're a man who wears (semi) fitted shirts))
if you're into alternative/classic/pop/blues/hard rock music. (plus love points if you're into opm rock.) (plus plus points if you like sandwich, pedicab, up dharma down, urbandub, franco and eraserheads.)
if you get sarcasm.