new policy

because of certain turn of events, i've decided that i can't be friends with attached pretty girls i'm attracted to. (attached pretty girls i'm not attracted to: we could still hang.) you see half of the time i'm with her, i just wanna be with her. and half of the time, i'm kicking myself in the gonads because i know that i simply can't.

so i've started to not to talk to her, erased her from my contacts and restrained myself from going to places that i know she'll be in. this plan would surely keep my ball bags from further injury, right? only trouble is (gee whiz!) when i'm into someone the fondness and affection stays with that one person until i see something she does that ticks me off. so do you see the pickle i'm in right now?

so if anyone has picture of her maybe crossing the street without using the overpass or her driving her car or her taking an arm's length pa-cute picture of herself using her camera phone or her picking her nose or any picture of her you think that would be a major turn off for me, please do send them in. that would be heaps of help.

friends just

her: do you like me?
him: huh? what's with the question?
her: no reason. just asking.
him: ahhh...
her: well? do you... like me?
him: ummm... yeah. yeah, of course i like you.
her: as friends?
him: right. that's right. as friends.
her: just as friends?
him: you know i haven't put much thought into it. i mean, um. yes. why?
her: i just think you're interesting and i'd want us to be friends. is that okay?
him: um. yeah. me and you. we should be friends.
her: okay. good.
him: right.

it's just salt in my eyes

dear ex-significant other,

who would've thought it would come to this? certainly not us. but there's no helping it, we're already here.

on the top of my head, i think you should keep all the club8 and belle & sebastian cds. i'll take all the franz ferdinand, the killers and the darkness stuff. of course you should not return bloc party's silent alarm to me, after all i gave it to you as a gift. the same goes for u2's joshua tree, paramore's all we know is falling, and all the imogen heap and frou frou stuff. and i'd like to get my copy of bloc party's a weekend in the city and the white stripes' elephant back. all the terno records stuff, except for udd's special released bi-polar, are all yours. in turn i'd like to retain nirvana's with the lights out box set. good thing we have our own separate copies of the eheads albums, thats minus one conflict point.

now that we've somewhat settled who will get what, maybe you'll stop contacting me. i might have been unclear when i told you last time that you should just move on. i hope everything will be clear after this: i'm done trying to live your life for the both of us. and now that you've left my almost perfect record collection incomplete, i do not wish you to have you in my life anymore. i know this is enough closure for you.

goodbye.





p.s.
i just burned a mixed cd for you. we should give it a listen. call me.

weak

three months into my 2009 challenge and i already failed in three of them. argh. (bonus points to the person who can guess which challenge i'm so far upholding.

~~~

i'm only weak for liz lemon. i so love her!

also, have i told you that i love tina fey?

i love twilight

every night before i go to bed i run my fingers across the spine of each book and i browse the pages that i've bookmarked and highlighted to relive each instance of edward, imagining him, his perfect body glistening as he sparkles like the stars diamonds.

/sarcasm/gay

sopla

ako: sya! kamusta?
sya: oi long time! ayus naman ako. ikaw?
ako: eto, ayus din. nagpapataba.
sya: pansin ko nga. ilang buwan na ba yan?
ako: haha! sobra ka naman.
sya: hahaha.
ako: di ka pa rin nagbago.
sya: ...
ako: busy ka ba ngayon? wanna have coffee?
sya: i'm meeting some friends e.
ako: ahh... rain check then?
sya: we'll see. i'll call you.
ako: okay.
sya: i have to go na. bye!
ako: 'kay, bye.

~~~

ako: hey you.
sya: ... ei.
ako: kamusta?
sya: ayus lang.
ako: tagal na nating di nagkita a.
sya: medyo.
ako: tagal na din nating di lumabas a.
sya: ...
ako: coffee naman tayo minsan. kelan ka pwede?
sya: di na ko pwede.
ako: bakit naman?
sya: may boyfriend na ko. si jeje.
ako: ahh...

~~~

ako: *kilala ko to a.* hi miss.
sya: ???
ako: ako. remember?
sya: ???
ako: from the event last week.
sya: ???
ako: you know... the gig... last week.
sya: oh.
ako: how have you been?
sya: good.
ako: you wanna catch up sometime?
sya: ...
ako: coffee maybe?
sya: we're not supposed to talk with each other.
ako: huh? why?
sya: because i'm not intereseted.

singles night sa grocery

gaeb: pare, may na-observe lang ako.
michael: o ano na naman yan.
gaeb: alam mo ba na pwede mong malaman yung character ng isang tao sa grocery items nya?
michael: alam ko.
gaeb: weh? paano mo nalaman? di ko pa naman nasabi sayo tong theory ko na to a.
michael: o sige sige. di ko alam.
gaeb: ano sample?
michael: sige, pero ako pipili.
gaeb: game! yun lang pala e.
michael: ayun. *turong nguso kay miss*
gaeb: teka. hmmm...
(gulay, low fat milk, low fat mayo, tuna, salad dressing, bread, fruits)
michael: tagal.
gaeb: easy! rich, health buff. malamang more than one year na syang nagwo-work out.
michael: explain.
gaeb: health buff, give away sa mga bibilhin nya. rich, dahil lahat ng items nya may tatak. salad dressing pa lang e. e pwede mo naman yang gawin. nagwo-work our for more than one year, dahil toned sya at kaya nyang kumain ng normal na tinapay at hindi wheat bread.
michael: pwede. pero di pa rin ako kumbinsido.
gaeb: sige, turo pa.
michael: ayun. sa may counter. *turong nguso sa counter*
gaeb: ahhh...
(diet coke in can, sprite in can, potato chips, chippy na pula)
gaeb: wala na bang mas mahirap? magsyota yan. malamang more than two years na. manonood sila ng sine.
michael: huh? paano?
gaeb: di mo kasi nakitang sinalubong sya ng gf nya. malamang more than two years na sila kasi di na sila nahihiya sa isa't isa. yung tipong kelangan pa nilang bumili ng mamahaling pop corn at drinks.
michael: sige last na lang. *turong nguso sa isang mama*
gaeb: ...
(instant noodles, assorted de lata, assorted junk food, tinapay, hotdog)
gaeb: chicken! tulad mo pre, single yan at di na nakitara sa parents nya.
michael: *napatingin sa basket nya*
gaeb: teka. pare, kulay berde pala ang dugo nyan.
michael: ha?
gaeb: tignan mo yung kinukuha nya.
michael: ano nga ba?
gaeb: lufa, facial wash at liquid soap.
michael: so?
gaeb: no straight guy would buy those pare.
michael: ows?
gaeb: ikaw ba bibili ka ng liquid soap?
michael: hindi.
gaeb: i rest my case.

uso

sya: ayoko ng ganito.
ako: ha?
sya: hanggang ngayon wala pa rin tayong gelpren.
ako: ahhh...
sya: kailan nga kaya tayo magiging uso?
ako: yaan mo pare, balang araw magiging uso din tayong mga pogi.

sya: mahirap yan.
ako: kaya naman e. masmahirap kung dun pa ako maghahanap.
sya: ...
ako: nung isang araw nga lang may nakasakay ako sa mrt. maganda. kamukha nga nung niligawan ko nung college e.
sya: si ***? di ko trip yun.
ako: ako trip ko. pretty naman sya a.
sya: o tapos?
ako: makikipagdate ka ba sa nagtatrabaho sa sm?
sya: ha? nagtatrabaho sya sa sm?
ako: oo.
sya: ba't naman hindi?
ako: grocery girl sya.
sya: so? doesn't matter...
ako: sabi ko nga rin yun sa sarili ko e.
sya: tapos? nakipagkilala ka?
ako: iniisip ko nga, paano ba magpapakilala pag nasa mrt ka?
sya: sa madaling salita di mo nakilala.
ako: sabi ko lang naman oks lang sa akin na i-date ko sya e.

her: why haven't you asked me out on a date?
him: what?
her: why haven't you asked me out on a date?
him: seriously?
her: seriously.
him: because you're already dating someone...
her: so?
him: oh, i forgot that women are entitled to date around.
her: well?
him: well… so are you free friday night?

sya: pare may man-crush ako.
ako: taena. ang bakla mo.
sya: wala pare, ampogi kasi pala talga sa personal ni judah paolo.
ako: ...
sya: bakit wala ka bang man-crush?
ako: ... ... ... meron.
sya: sino?
ako: ... ... ... si anne curtis.
sya: sabi ko man-crush.
ako: kaya nga. si anne curtis nga.

anticipation

may sikreto akong sasabihin sayo...

~~~

click

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ako si batman.

hypothetically...

let say i've been seeing somebody exclusive for a about a month now and we've been out on several dates already. i like this somebody and she likes me back. and just recently we've become official.

the thing is this, i still have a thing for my ex who i never see or talk to these days but who i still constantly think about. we're not emotionally involved now, at least on her part.

and there's this other thing. actually another person... who has a thing for me. we always hang out whenever i'm not with my official. i do like her but you know, not in that way. (or that's what i think...)

so hypothetically, am i a cheat? would you consider thinking of another person as more than a friend while in your a relationship an act of disloyalty? or does it have to cross over to something physical before you see it as cheating? hypothetically...

"kaya nga ako nagtataka sayo kung bakit wala ka pang girlfriend. kasi di ka naman mahirap mahalin..."

boy1: ang kulit mo talga. friends lang talaga kami no.
girlie1: ang showbiz naman ng sagot mo.
boy1: eh ganun talga e. parang kapatid ko na nga sya e.
girlie1: kapatid? may kapatid bang ganun?
boy1: oo, sya?
girlie: eh kung sya kapatid, ano naman ako.
boy1: ummm... ummm... second cousin.

"nung isang araw nung nag-cr ako dun sa public toilet sa may sm yung isang mama na umiihi sa may urinal nakatitig dun sa isang mama na jumijingle sa tabi nyang urinal habang kumakanta ng...

'jumbo hotdog! kaya mo ba to?! kaya mo ba to?! jumbo hotdog! kaya mo ba to?!'"