one day your future-significant other (yes, present-self is still unattached as of current write date of this letter. losah.) will hate you for some of the things you've written here in this blog, eventhough that it's all in the past. just reassure her that most of what's written here is tounge in cheek.
better yet show her this post.
that is all. you have been duly warned.
now and always,
p.s. you are awesome!