drinking factoids*

The day after a drinking spree there's a 44% chance that you're crap would be crappier than usual and a 17% chance that it will resemble diahrea

52% of people who drink and dance are women; 46% are gay men.

10% of the time people who drink just watch what is on the mounted tv's.

97% of women are "doable" with beer goggles on. men approach these women thinking that they would hit a 100% homerun. Their batting average 15%.

88% of hot drunk women know how to dance. 94% of them are already taken.

76% of people who say they're are not drunk are in fact already drunk.

sober pick up lines work 21% of the time. drunken pick up lines work 9% of the time. drunken pick up lines thrown at a drunk person work 77% of the time.

83% of the time you don't even need a pick up line.

*if you're able to read this fine print its either you were able to increase the font size of your browser ginormously, you copied and paste this in notepad, or you have superpoweredmicroscopiceyes. (are there other ways to read this?) and oh, fyi 100% of the factoids above are false.