if your new boyfriend/girlfriend recently broke up with his/her girlfriend/boyfriend which has a striking resemblance with you then you're just a rebound. and we all know the track record with that kind of relationships.
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lets say you're im'ing with this girl and the conversation goes something like this,
you: have you watched hp6?
her: i already did with my friends.
you: ahh...
her: but i still haven't watched ice age 3.
that is an opening for you to ask her out. if you're not a dense-head you should've picked up on that signal and go ask her out.
dense-head version of you: ahh... but hp6 is way better (gayer) than ice age 3. i guess i'll just watch it by myself.
non-dense-head version of you: i haven't seen that movie too. let's go see it when it comes out.
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her status message: needs a movie buddy, or a boyfriend who has time to watch movies with me.
her qualifications vs you:
got free time? yes: passed; no: fail
likes watching movies? yes: passed; no: fail
single? yes: boyfriend; no: movie buddy (no fail criteria)
your qualifications vs her:
is she cute? yes: passed; no: fail
assuming that her status message was to fish you out and if you passed her qualifications and she passed yours well then my friend should i state the obvious?
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