look, i'm you're daddy. who's you're daddy?

you know who's more powerful than a jedi knight? a woman.

jedi use mind tricks to persuade you to do something they want by harnessing the force. women, well they also use mind tricks too, but they do it better because they don't need something imaginary to aid them.

let's say you say "i love you" to a jedi. to appease you he waves he's hand and says "you do not love me." (because strictly speaking jedis can not fall in love. not unless they want to crossover to the dark side.) and in a blink of an eye you're feelings for the jedi is gone. but somehow you feel that something is off. you can't quite put your finger on it but you know that it's there.

but when you say "i love you" to a woman, you know what they say back? they say, "i think i love you too." and you being the simpleton that you are, is already satisfied when you heard those three words strung together in one complete sentence. you know it's not exactly what you want to hear but hey, you think to yourself that she'll come around and eventually say it the way you heard it on your mind. but she never does. so later when all goes wrong with you're relationship and you're arguing with her she throws this line, "i never said that i love you." and you being the all remembering elephant that you are, can't argue with her because she never did said "i love you." so you're at a loss for words and it all ends there, with her saying the last word.

and don't go saying that l337 j3[)i5 \/\/i77 P\/\/|\|20r any woman's behind using the force and the light saber because the truth is any woman can (and will) own any jedi knight with her bone-thugz like and cyclops-like skills. no hand wavings or swinging light sabers a mock needed, just simple plain machine gun like speed commanding words along with the blazing red ruby eyes stare. believe me any sane jedi knight would rather face a gazillion darth mauls than a woman.