Monday, August 07, 2006

10 easy steps to feel depressed

1. be impulsive and go to your nearest (national) bookstore

2. find the area where they sell greeting cards and go to the "love" section

3. find the strength to read the cards

4. pick the sweetest and the most expensive card you fancy and which you think she will like

5. decide to buy that card

6. choose the longest line that you can see and wait in the queue for a couple of minutes

7. while waiting in line, realize that you ain't got no one to give the card to

8. be brave and go back to return the card

9. leave (national) bookstore feeling lonelier and more depressed than before

10. weep

5 comments:

  1. you crazy loon... write something about how to get undepressed. tama ba yun? parang pinisa tapos alisin pagka pisa...

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  2. it just wouldn't be me if i did that. :P

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  3. but, maybe, you would still be.. :P

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  4. maybe yes...

    maybe no...

    i kind of liked it your way...

    ...

    how you shyly placed your eyes on me
    did you ever know
    that i had mine on you?

    darling, so there you are
    with that look on your face
    as if you're never hurt
    as if you're never down
    shall i be the one for you
    who pinches you softly but sure
    if frown is shown then
    i will know that you are no dreamer

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