gf material

i was tempted to buy the latest issue of, gasp!, cosmo while i was at the mini stop trying to find some grub. why should i think such unmanly thoughts? well heart was on the cover. i didn't bought the ish because i figured that i could borrow a copy from my gal pals. i ended up buying an expensive pack of plastic strips (why don't they have them individually grr...) for my aching papercut streaked finger.

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while i was lazily going through piles anf piles of paper on my shoebox, (yes i have a shoebox. but my shoebox is a looney toons plastic bag.) i came accross an application form. what's so special 'bout this application form? well let's find out...

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position desired : girlfriend (for at least six (6) months)

name : xxxxxxxxx xxxxx x. xxxxxxx
age : 18
tel : xxx-xx-xx / 0917-xxx-xx-xx / 0918-xxx-xx-xx
school : ateneo de manila universty

qualifications :

- excellent dance dance rev dancer
- has her own dance pad at home
- drives her own honda civic
- can cook delicious gourmet food; excellent cullinary skills
- can type 75 words per minute
- into civic organizations & student government
- good in target shooting (pistol & rifle) lagot ka!! :P
- particularly loves the name "james"
- has 2 dimples
- optimistic and idealistic
- cute (sabi mo :) )

hobbies & interests :
- writing resumes
- speaking french
- looking for boyfriends
- playing dance dance rev and final fantasy viii

experience :
- minimal; not applicable

mission statement : i, and only i can make you happy!

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i received this through a friend about five years ago. i was pretty amused then. but i just laughed and dismissed it as a joke.

who's laughing now?